Our Tok has some really interesting rules when it comes to parking the car. So much so that I share those rules with AH too when he is parking his car. Rules like:

1. Never park the car under a flowering tree.
Reason: When the tree sheds the flowers, they'll land conveniently atop yr car, making it look like a chinesefuneralvan.

2. Never park the car near a motorcycle.
Reason: If the wind blows too hard, the motorcycle may land on the car, causing irreversible scratches.

3. Never park the car near any sand, or area without grass.
Reason: If it rains, splashes of mud & dirt will land right on the car, causing you to have to clean it.

4. Never park the car beside a van, or any vehicle 'taller' than the car.
Reason: If the van's car door swings open, it might bang too hard onto our car door. We wouldn't want a dent on our car door, would we?

I'll add more if I can remember any others.

So where in the carpark do we park our car then?

AH's criteria is not as stringent. His fave lot contains none of the above, but when desperation sets in, bawah pokok pon bawah pokok lah....